Thursday, July 17, 2008

Thursday 13-Knock Knock

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13 cute  knock-knock jokes:

1. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

2. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Yo momma.

Yo momma, who?

Seriously, it's yo momma, open the door!

3. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Aardvark.

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

4. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Little Old lady.

Little Old lady, who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

5. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo, who?

Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

6. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Repeat.

Repeat who?

Who Who Who!

7. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Archie.

Archie Who?

Gesundtheit!

8. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Despair.

Despair who?

Despair tire is flat.

9. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede on the Christmas tree.

10. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Omelet.

Omelet who?

Omelet smarter than I look!

11. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.

12. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Underwear.

Underwear who?

I underwear my momma is?

13. 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Rita.

Rita who?

Rita books instead of reading these dumb knock knock jokes!

Okay, most of these are pretty corny but I bet your kids will think they are funny!  Try them out!

5 comments:

Nina said...

Ha...ha!!

Great list!

Happy T13.

Soul Pockets said...

I love this list. My kids love Knock Knock jokes, and ours were getting stale. I really like #1

Katie said...

Oh, my 6 year old loooves knock knock jokes (though she doesn't really "get" them!) I bookmarked this to give her some new material, lol!

Allison Says said...

Oh man, those are great! Some of them actually made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing!

Happy TT :)

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

I'm printing off this list, my 3 boys LOVE knock knock jokes...except 1/2 the time they make them up and they make no sense at all :)